Introducing the keychain I created to make myself happy. I have always liked to have my keys on the top of my pocket secured where I know where they are and hanging in my pocket so they are slim against my leg and not a pokey ball at the bottom of my pocket. 

clip it where ever works for you in your like style ty your clipping it to the top of your bag so you can find them easier or on your pants, skirt, kilt, belt, pocket, left shoe. 

I personally put my car key fob on the top ring and my keys and tracking fob on the bottom rings. this allows an even distribution of the keys so I don't have a mass in my pocket and it brings the key fob closest to the top so I can hit the buttons without removing them from my pocket.

oh and of course BOTTLE OPENER!